Luke Goss….The Greatest Actor You Never Heard Of

There are some actors that only do terrible movies, sadly Luke Goss is one of them. Baring his roles in Hellboy 2 and Blade 2, Luke has been casted in some pretty terrible movies. The different between Luke Goss and other actors who do bad movies, is that Luke Goss is a great actor in those terrible movies.

You might notice that instead of using “Goss” or “Luke” that I use his full name when I talk about him. That is because Mr. Luke Goss has earned my respect and I can only address him in that manner. I blame his agent for his terrible straight-to-DVD movies.

I saw the movie The Dead Undead, where Luke Goss played a vampire zombie hunter. When Luke Goss came out of a black van, just a few seconds after running over a horde of zombies, I had to get another tissue box.

Just checking his IMDB page shows that Luke Goss will be gracing our DVD players with more stupendous acting and off color one liners. The only sad part is that you might not hear about this movies. Luke Goss’s movies will be pushed to the back of the isles so that movies like Captain America 2 and the new Planet of the Apes can be upfront. So support Luke by getting Netflix and searching the $5 movies bins at your local pharmacies so you can see his movies.

Joe Reyes

 

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Ricky Spanish

Never before has Fox Network created a character like Ricky Spanish. Someone so devious, so damn evil that he only had one episode. Ricky Spanish is one persona of Roger, the alien on America Dad.

There is a reason Ricky Spanish was only in this one episode. He has wrong and deceived almost everyone he comes into contact with. Even when it looks like he’s turning a corner, he’s just planning something for later on.

He doesn’t take crap from anyone and has made A LOT of enemies over the years. This is why Ricky Spanish had to leave forever…..sad. Because of the impact Ricky Spanish has had on us. He entertained us, and it’s sad to see him go so soon.

Whenever I see a wrong deed done….I think of Ricky Spanish and I laugh. We will always remember the name of Ricky Spanish.

Joe Reyes